The Cat's Out of the Box
Posted 18th May 2008 at 6:45pm by M1ke, tagged as Comedy | Commenting Closed
When Schroedinger's cat was finally let out of the box, there were words to be said.
Buy You a Draaaank
Posted 17th May 2008 at 2:13pm by M1ke, tagged as Comedy | Commenting Closed
I must admit I hadn't heard the song before seeing this video, and having listened to it subsequently I feel somewhat violated. Aurally. Nevertheless, the kind of shit poo lyrics these folks spit (as the kids say) do make for amusing videos when read out by an ordinary white guy.
Should you wish to make your ears bleed, go listen to T-Pain - By U a Drank. For some reason it has the tagline Shawty Snappin' which I assume to be some form of small crocodile.
How Not To Begin A Sentence
Posted 16th May 2008 at 6:25pm by M1ke, tagged as Comedy | Commenting Closed
Were you here when I set fire to the...
Courtesy of Rose. I worry for the safety of my house, I really do.
Wordplay
Posted 18th March 2008 at 4:57pm by M1ke, tagged as Comedy | Commenting Closed
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in linoleum blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large!
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
St. Patrick's Day
Posted 18th March 2008 at 12:22am by M1ke, tagged as Comedy | Commenting Closed
Whilst I couldn't drink I did make sure to wear a Guinness hat from last year's celebrations for most of the day. I also discovered an odd image on Flickr that made me realise how people really can take things too far, especially when combining their interests. How, I hear you ask?
Originally seen on Flickr - taken by JB Imaging