College Friends Poem
Posted 30th July 2006 at 2:44am by Farny, tagged as Mumbling | Commenting Closed
(Don't be offended by anything I've written although I'm sure none of you will be. A lot of the stuff is for the sake of a joke or a rhyme. Those who don't know M1ke or myself from college won't know who it's about, but read it anyway!)
Sung to a jaunty melody of your choice!!
This is a ditty bout the HC party group
It won't make a lot of sense to you if you're not in the loop
In my life I've never met a cooler bunch of guys
Heaven is a lunchtime with a pink drink and pork pies
Mike is always cool, gets along with everyone
There's nothing bad that you can say except his hair's too long
But even that's debatable as some say he looks top
And it would also come in useful if his Mum has lost her mop
Charlotte is a super girl she's always lots of fun
The universe expands just like a current bun
Cromey is a stand up dude he gets ten out of ten
He always fun to be with on a jog at five a.m.
Retro is a rocker, he's the peak of retro cool,
Just be prepared to turn away when he straddles Marko's pool
Jonny is a drummer yeah he likes to smash the skins
Holly is a socialite with a taste for Mickey Fins
Becky is a Jazzy gal, she plays the Saxaphone
You're likely to get beatings if you call it a trombone
Gazz is into classic rock he loves his lead guitar
He spends his spare time rocking out to Slash from GNR
Marko has a Beetle, and Bertie is it's name
With a scary lack of seatbelts he leads life in the fast lane
Alex is my oldest friend she's not out for a duck
She knows how to make toasties, she should write a cookery book
Rosie's a United fan and works down at Fourways
She has to serve a smelly man, is it worth the cash it pays?
Emma lives in Ainsworth she's almost a Bolton Lass
She's always good to chat to, unless she's being groped by Gazz
Kovski has the coolest hair he lives in Brandlesholme
Keira texts him all the time, on his mobile phone
Zuk's the one affectionately known, as the big gay bear
He kissed the guy we just call Phil, in M1ke's arm chair
Baron is a super dude, he's really quite a star
He's grown up since the early days when he loved spatulas
Emma is from Tottington, she went to my high school
I can't believe we never spoke, I feel like such a fool
Dave we call the panda, though I'm not quite sure why
He left us to hang out with Mirv but came back right on time
I'm Farny and with parties, I like to go to town
But it usually gets the better of me and you all shout "FARNY'S DOWN!!!"
So in a nutshell that's the group, we've had some special times
Don't be offended if you're not there I've just run out of rhymes
It's sad to say the end is nigh, the goose is growing fat,
So good luck everyone for next year, and each year that follows that.
Admin Edit: I added a verse about Dave as you seemed to have had a writer's block.