Charlotte
Posted 2nd August 2006 at 9:15pm by Char, tagged as Mumbling | Commenting Closed

Also, to everybody's mutual astonishment Farny is quite the bard. Maybe he's going to go all William Wordworth when we go to the Lakes.

Admin edit: I have no idea what this means.

Oops, I should have posted on monday!
Posted 2nd August 2006 at 9:13pm by Char, tagged as Mumbling | Commenting Closed

Hello Mike fans. In order for M1ke and I to make money for university we have decided to make 1keNet merchandise. Post a comment if you support this idea! Hehe.

Here are some thing I can remember from the last week an a half:

  • MarkO's swimming pool will never not be fun.
  • If you are going swimming in your underwear if you are guy, make sure you invest in some loose boxer shorts. The was a 1m radius around the person who didn't.
  • Retro has an enormous appetite for cereal.
  • For somebody who doesn't have very long telephone conversations, I can spend hours on the phone with my favourite people (in a perfect world with no 'phone bills I would). (M1ke, Rosie and Alex I love you guys!)
  • The Baron had never seen a kiwi fruit in all of his 18 years. Its surprising his bowel moves at all considering that the recommended portion number of fruit and veg is 5 per day. People should check this if you don't believe me.
  • I am an incredibly interfering and insensitive person (check out my alliteration) so people shouldn't take my previous point to heart.
  • Trampolines are fun. The fun factor can be multiplied by 100 if the trampoline is a 10 foot trampoline.
  • Opposable thumbs are very important when play fighting with Patterdale terriers.
  • The Coledale Inn is a very popular pub.
  • I have a lot to say.
  • Not all of which is interesting.
  • Buses maketh me angry.
  • It is possible for a small person to eat a 3 course meal.
  • It is incredible how many half manx kittens I have come across in the last week and a half.
  • There is no end to the fun in blowing things up in the pyrosand game (I know most of you have played it but kids this game has C4 dudes!)
  • An equally good waste of time is Netives. I believe Farny and Dave will have vague memories of this website.
  • Weboggle will take over the world! Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That is all from me. I doubt that Mike will let me post a blog anymore because my blog has surpassed his in popularity :P. Of course I am joking, a girl can only dream.

Leave comments so that I know how much you all like me.

Bye bye (and I do want to keep writing randomly on this blog)

Love to you all my little bundles of loveliness.

Charlotte
xx
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx to M1ke)

PS Safe John I really did see a birdwatcher on the Met she had a bird book binoculars and everything. Also Baron is not crazy, just misunderstood.

Charlotte's Day
Posted 24th July 2006 at 10:54pm by Char, tagged as Mumbling | Commenting Closed

Hello. It's Charlotte again (I hear an almighty cheer when you realise its me hehehe). Here is an extremely interesting account through which you will all scream "Give us more bloggy goodness oh exciting siren!" (Or not if you just read Mikes blog for the computery stuff).

If you can bear to drag yourself out of bed on a Monday morning it is well worth going shopping then to avoid hoards of angry shoppers all looking for a bargain. By the same rational shop assistants will be startled that an 18 year old is out of bed before 3 in the afternoon in the school holidays.

Bird watchers use the Metrolink service on their way to track down rare breeds.

They also have huuuge binoculars.

And look scared should you rustle carrier bags.

Swimming teachers will recoginise you despite you not taking lessons with you for 9 years. Large boys have splash fights in the pool and laugh when they wet you despite you swimming past them obviously soaking wet.

Brothers can get over their irrational fear of risotto.

Kittens are playful creatures although they tend to attack ponytails. Girls will persist in recommending birth control methods to you despite your protestations. The closure on a monday of certain Chinese takeaways can potentially ruin an evening for somebody who has hardly eaten all day. Jon will check kitten's bottoms randomly. Parents like to make a fuss of friends pets.

I expect you all wait with baited breath for Mike's return. Leave a comment if you like.

Bye bye now!

P.S. I miss you M1ke!

P.P.S. for anybody bored check out Ugly Dresses

Char's Voice
Posted 17th July 2006 at 7:21pm by Char, tagged as Mumbling | Commenting Closed

A few days after the previous guest posts and we have another budding blogger nipping at the heels of this wonderful journal. This time it is M1ke's girlfriend Char!

Hello fans of M1ke and his fantastico bloggywoggy. From the previous week I have learned that people can become very touchy about their chip and PIN cards. People HIDE the PIN codes (very silly considering I cannot remember 2000 separate numbers). People from the army are quite capable of jumping over gates and consume large amounts of bacon, as do certain brothers and cousins (although my own relations can't jump over 6ft gates). The original series of Power Rangers is good even when you're aged 18. However, later series are utterly rubbish. Also Farny is incapable of answering his phone at any time of day. I'm writing utter rubbish - so much to write in my addled brain and Mikeyboy is distracting me by playing his bass along to MUSE. Anyway, friends, we must go out one night for an evening of jolly japes and watching Alex get hit on by various eligible bachelors.

Au revoir mes petits!

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