Boxer Rape
Tonight myself and my friend Kat did a bar crawl of all the colles at our university for charity. Why charity? Well we did the entire thing in just our boxers. It went well and we got a log of money - the only downside was getting raped in Collingwood. Explanation, I hear you cry. Well basically we were there in our boxers as with every other bar and as with most others a guy tries and fails to pull my boxers down. Unlike in every other college one of his mates then floors me and repeatedly tries to pull my boxers off whilst making humping motions. In amongst this I managed to throw a drink in his face, but it only seemed to make him all the more dedicated to his aim. So FYI - don't in any way sexually provoke certain members of Collingwood, it may not result in the best experience. Other than that, the bar crawl was great and we got a lot of money - thanks to all (especially Aidans' people) who donated.