1-Blog
a journey through space and time

Anonymous
4th August 2005 at 7:07pm

This is a test that this works in IE. Betcha can't guess who this is.

Anonymous
4th August 2005 at 7:07pm

This is a test that this works in FireFox. Betcha can't guess who this is.

Anonymous
13th November 2005 at 10:08pm

im testing again

Anonymous
22nd November 2005 at 10:13pm

Chickens ate my face.

Anonymous
22nd November 2005 at 10:21pm

Boop

Anonymous
23rd November 2005 at 9:01am

Other people, eh

Anonymous
24th November 2005 at 10:30am

REIDS FTW!!

Anonymous
28th November 2005 at 10:28am

wonder who that may be

Anonymous
30th November 2005 at 9:13pm

why is no-one talking?

Anonymous
30th November 2005 at 9:42pm

maybe they don't like your site

Anonymous
30th November 2005 at 11:28pm

i doubt it

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 10:11am

Baron & his Baroness scare me with their excessive hugging!

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 10:11am

Is this spam?

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 10:44am

very likely

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 3:43pm

I eat spam for breakfast

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 5:53pm

oh really?

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 5:54pm

rly!

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 8:30pm

wow, someone replied fast!

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 10:48pm

"' echo "Mysql blind injection attack";'

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 10:49pm

twat

Anonymous
1st December 2005 at 10:50pm

No! Foiled by Magic Quotes!

Anonymous
2nd December 2005 at 12:10pm

your hacking attempts were prawned

Anonymous
2nd December 2005 at 8:34pm

silly boys

Anonymous
3rd December 2005 at 9:27pm

no theyre not

Anonymous
5th December 2005 at 12:22pm

im lonely

Anonymous
5th December 2005 at 12:32pm

stupid ppl no 1 can hack M1ke

Anonymous
5th December 2005 at 1:26pm

oranges

Anonymous
6th December 2005 at 9:55am

Whats teh pass!

Anonymous
6th December 2005 at 1:24pm

for what?

Anonymous
7th December 2005 at 3:28pm

i eat toast

Anonymous
10th December 2005 at 2:05am

i wrote about waffles and elves in maths test

Anonymous
10th December 2005 at 5:08pm

Gazz is a bear.

Anonymous
12th December 2005 at 10:22am

with a sore head

Anonymous
12th December 2005 at 10:35pm

Holly + Jon = violence

Anonymous
13th December 2005 at 2:54pm

yup, tends to be true

Anonymous
15th December 2005 at 11:55pm

Half a bee, philosophically,
must eo ipso facto half not be,
But half a bee has got to be,
vis a vis its entity.
But can a bee be said to be,
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury?

Anonymous
15th December 2005 at 11:56pm

Mark likes boys

Anonymous
15th December 2005 at 11:57pm

Bold?

Anonymous
16th December 2005 at 12:09am

Rather

Anonymous
19th December 2005 at 4:58pm

Farny has erotic candles.

Anonymous
19th December 2005 at 10:55pm

he also ran around Au Naturale today

Anonymous
24th December 2005 at 2:44pm

We should call him Susan.

Anonymous
24th December 2005 at 8:29pm

Ho ho ho! Merry Everyone!

Anonymous
24th December 2005 at 8:34pm

plenty of ho's here

Anonymous
25th December 2005 at 2:27pm

fuck me

Anonymous
27th December 2005 at 5:04pm

no thanks

Anonymous
29th December 2005 at 4:54pm

Chickens

Anonymous
29th December 2005 at 8:02pm

where?

Anonymous
31st December 2005 at 1:33pm

im gonna defeat the object of an anonymous guestbook...hi, im gazz

Anonymous
1st January 2006 at 10:37pm

gazz guess who? u mook

Anonymous
2nd January 2006 at 4:30pm

i only just discovered this guestbook existed!

Anonymous
2nd January 2006 at 10:28pm

and you chose to post anonymously?

Anonymous
2nd January 2006 at 11:29pm

yes, for fear of ridicule!

Anonymous
3rd January 2006 at 10:58am

reveal yourself (not in that way) or I shall have to send monkeys after you!

Anonymous
3rd January 2006 at 8:05pm

Guestbook Update

Anonymous
3rd January 2006 at 8:16pm

never!!

Anonymous
3rd January 2006 at 8:16pm

ok then, i'm farneey!

Anonymous
3rd January 2006 at 8:23pm

test"; $i=3; if ($i=3){echo "WIN"};"

Anonymous
3rd January 2006 at 8:24pm

test'; $i=3; if ($i=3){echo "WIN"};'

Anonymous
3rd January 2006 at 8:24pm

Well done squire, you have passed.

Anonymous
4th January 2006 at 7:46pm

yeh, nice hacking attempt there duxor. my site pwns j00

Anonymous
4th January 2006 at 8:24pm

your site is crap

Anonymous
4th January 2006 at 10:51pm

Foolish boy. :p

Anonymous
4th January 2006 at 10:52pm

I meant "yeh, nice hacking attempt there duxor. my site pwns j00" site is crap.

Anonymous
6th January 2006 at 12:49pm

i like this site

Anonymous
6th January 2006 at 6:35pm

:(

Anonymous
6th January 2006 at 9:34pm

herro since this is anonymous i can say this...SCONES!...and pirates

Anonymous
7th January 2006 at 12:06pm

indeed

Anonymous
10th January 2006 at 11:20pm

Woof woof woof.

Anonymous
11th January 2006 at 10:52pm

oh dear

Anonymous
12th January 2006 at 11:13am

hee hee

Anonymous
13th January 2006 at 11:46pm

omigawd!
>This site is Xway (with a capital X(because X is cool)) better then barons + gazz's even with his crap picture of spike... carp, given my self away!
*runs and hides*

Anonymous
14th January 2006 at 9:57pm

obviously u did it on purpose or u wouldnt have typed it

Anonymous
15th January 2006 at 10:42pm

foiled *runs further*

Anonymous
15th January 2006 at 11:46pm

Navigation glitch, make the page thiiner n look where the Toggle css button goes

Anonymous
16th January 2006 at 4:07pm

Huh?

Anonymous
16th January 2006 at 10:44pm

Admin:The nav glitch is due to using Internet Explorer, I hope to fix it soon.

Anonymous
17th January 2006 at 4:16pm

I am made of jelly

Anonymous
18th January 2006 at 3:07pm

this website is poo

Anonymous
18th January 2006 at 11:59pm

I'm glad you enjoy it here. Don't go and fracture your skull on the way out or anything - don't want to have to clean the carpet.

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:01pm

you smell, smelly smell smell. you smell and i love you. because you stink like rotton cabbage. lots of love and hugs and kisses, gazz xx

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:02pm

that wasnt me

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:02pm

oops, forgot the sig and the kiss kiss, gazz xx

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:02pm

blah blah blah im not listening

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:03pm

this website rocks!!!

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:03pm

oops forgot the sig and the kiss kiss gazz xx

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:03pm

are u ok gazz?

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:04pm

do you need medical attention?

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:04pm

Hullllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Just to say this is a site of absolute geniosity!! happy hunting!!

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:04pm

oops forgot the sig and kiss kiss, gazz xx

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:06pm

ok...... this is a bit wierd

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:11pm

sex sex sex

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:12pm

alice babb is a legend

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:12pm

i really need a wee wee weeeeeeeee

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 1:34pm

What, my name is who, my name is Mr David Baumbach

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 3:54pm

i need a wee too!

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 9:25pm

Well go, we don't want a puddle on the carpet.

Anonymous
19th January 2006 at 11:08pm

ahh, much better. i been potty trained now

Anonymous
21st January 2006 at 5:04pm

Wow, I don't look for a day and we get invaded by preschoolers

Anonymous
21st January 2006 at 5:34pm

shut up

Anonymous
22nd January 2006 at 4:22pm

Ok children, its time for beddy-byes!

Anonymous
23rd January 2006 at 12:33pm

whos ya daddy biatch

Anonymous
23rd January 2006 at 2:53pm

I want a paternity test!

Anonymous
23rd January 2006 at 4:16pm

people, can we just calm down. I, Gareth Evans am telling you to be nice with each other. hugs and kisses gazz xx

Anonymous
23rd January 2006 at 4:16pm

this website is cool!!

Anonymous
23rd January 2006 at 4:17pm

gazz, why are you obssessed with hugs and kissess?

Anonymous
25th January 2006 at 10:38am

love makes the world go round and round and round and so on

Anonymous
25th January 2006 at 8:21pm

why did the chicken cross the road with the badger?


Because the chicken was stapled to the badger...

Anonymous
25th January 2006 at 8:41pm

thats poor clazza

Anonymous
25th January 2006 at 9:45pm

What did the big flower say to the little flower?


Hi bud.

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 10:52am

im really confused is Gazz being Gazz or is sum1 pretending to be Gazz.

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:39am

KAthryn Jagger smells

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:40am

sorry forgot to leave my name with that last message. It's David Baumbach

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:40am

Alice Babb smells too

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:40am

BABBAGE

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:40am

Alice Babb, you are my love child. love love love. David Baumbach (AKA Davey B)

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:42am

Christine, will you marry me? Davey B

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:43am

Viva las vegas!!

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:43am

Cherie Blair - LEGEND!!

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 11:43am

Email me abuse, im called Ryan gillmorra

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 12:04pm

Everybody loves Dave!

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 6:47pm

dave smells too

Anonymous
26th January 2006 at 10:58pm

I smell

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 11:26am

Whose dave?

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 11:27am

Don't know who dave is but he must be a legend!!

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 2:27pm

HIYA MIKE!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 2:28pm

Hiya!!!

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 2:36pm

MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 2:36pm

MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:20pm

Wow, who posted and screwed the message board?

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:21pm

i meant guest book

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:21pm

cos this is hardly a message board lol

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:22pm

ADMIN : "This site smells"

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:23pm

I'm Lovin ItHiya People!!!

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:23pm

farny smells

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:23pm

"But it will be easy for me to delete posts which go OTT, so keep civil, if comic."

Define 'civil'

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:24pm

can we have a better guest book, with like cool things so we can try and be as fantastically cool as mike, who may i say, is one cool bean ;)

Anonymous
27th January 2006 at 4:28pm

Anonymity is the buzzword - what the hell

Anonymous
29th January 2006 at 8:27pm

Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop. Someone has run round the balloon factory with a pin!

Anonymous
29th January 2006 at 8:34pm

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. Someone has run around the firework factory with their hair on fire

Anonymous
30th January 2006 at 6:18pm

civil is not - ogh god you mam so fat she */-; a */-+% to get $2*%

Anonymous
30th January 2006 at 11:26pm

Quack

Anonymous
31st January 2006 at 2:59pm

Wow, this guestbook is being effectivley swamped with posts.

Anonymous
2nd February 2006 at 8:28pm

And now has gone two days without any

Anonymous
3rd February 2006 at 11:52am

thats cos it smells

Anonymous
3rd February 2006 at 11:52am

like chicken

Anonymous
3rd February 2006 at 11:53am

where is gazz? he seemed to love everyone and now seems dead?

Anonymous
3rd February 2006 at 11:53am

"Anonymity is the buzzword" - omg, how smelly

Anonymous
3rd February 2006 at 12:08pm

Gazz is busy, trying to hack into corporate sites so he can continue writing his guide to hacking. :p hahahahaa

Anonymous
3rd February 2006 at 7:44pm

ONE WORD STORY!!!
I'll start us off- you know the rules...
'Once upon a time, there was a

Anonymous
4th February 2006 at 10:31am

little

Anonymous
4th February 2006 at 12:45pm

toad

Anonymous
4th February 2006 at 1:14pm

who

Anonymous
5th February 2006 at 4:37pm

brum brum I like to drive

Anonymous
5th February 2006 at 5:56pm

said

Anonymous
6th February 2006 at 11:30pm

garfield

Anonymous
7th February 2006 at 12:09pm

and they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Anonymous
7th February 2006 at 2:28pm

Lemon curry?

Anonymous
7th February 2006 at 2:29pm

SHUT UP XAN

Anonymous
7th February 2006 at 2:31pm

EVERYBODY IS A BASTARD

Anonymous
7th February 2006 at 4:09pm

Wow, somebody needs to take a chill pill.

Anonymous
7th February 2006 at 4:28pm

chill chill chill

Anonymous
7th February 2006 at 10:04pm

Everybody is stupid except me!

Anonymous
8th February 2006 at 10:08pm

everyone to post next to this line is a fag -------------------

Anonymous
10th February 2006 at 1:17pm

omg, this is silly

Anonymous
10th February 2006 at 1:23pm

ooh, someone else from college - who be you?

Anonymous
13th February 2006 at 12:35pm

Baron fancies that dark haired girl from keira's party.

Anonymous
13th February 2006 at 12:40pm

Erm, who be that poster, DIE!

Anonymous
13th February 2006 at 12:41pm

And farny fancied both of them!

Anonymous
13th February 2006 at 9:29pm

baron fancies sacha and her evil twinn!

Anonymous
13th February 2006 at 9:29pm

(and becky) check the normal guestbook lol

Anonymous
14th February 2006 at 1:49pm

smelly

Anonymous
14th February 2006 at 1:49pm

smelly

Anonymous
14th February 2006 at 1:49pm

smelly

Anonymous
14th February 2006 at 1:49pm

smelly

Anonymous
14th February 2006 at 1:50pm

smelly

Anonymous
14th February 2006 at 1:51pm

hullllloooooo!!!!! my name is mr s and i love this site. BUT FINISH YOUR COMPUTING PROJECTS FIRST GOD DAMMIT!!!! HAPPY HUNTING!!

Anonymous
15th February 2006 at 12:59pm

She isnt evil, lol

Anonymous
15th February 2006 at 11:34pm

Lo M1ke, any chance of you implementing comments on that nice shiny new blog of yours?

Anonymous
16th February 2006 at 5:13pm

Admin: Yeh, I plan to. At the moment the blog simply uses the same system as the news, but over the holiday I'm moving to a database system, so it'll allow for that sort of gaff

Anonymous
16th February 2006 at 11:16pm

Slacker.

Anonymous
18th February 2006 at 7:01pm

bitch, fag hag, whore

Anonymous
19th February 2006 at 9:57pm

stop bvein pathetic

Anonymous
19th February 2006 at 11:04pm

stfu n00b

Anonymous
20th February 2006 at 11:47pm

harsh language for a squirrel

Anonymous
21st February 2006 at 3:02pm

every1 is so rude on this guestbook, be nice kiddes

Anonymous
3rd March 2006 at 10:49pm

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and for all you sheep out there, "How you doin'?" :p

Anonymous
6th March 2006 at 1:15pm

that was sooo jonny casey

Anonymous
6th March 2006 at 1:17pm

wow, this is like.... soo anonymous

Anonymous
6th March 2006 at 1:18pm

Dave is a mook

Anonymous
7th March 2006 at 2:26pm

Whats Dave doing?

Anonymous
7th March 2006 at 5:27pm

I beleive he is being groped....

Anonymous
7th March 2006 at 6:15pm

dave meets new pals down at the bar....

Anonymous
10th March 2006 at 1:25pm

What are you saying about me!? er... dave. he wont stand for this!

Anonymous
12th March 2006 at 7:34pm

who took the photo?

Anonymous
14th March 2006 at 2:03pm

You smell, and you stink like poo, just like gazz smells too

Anonymous
14th March 2006 at 2:03pm

eat farts and DIE!!

Anonymous
14th March 2006 at 2:03pm

anonymity is the smellyword

Anonymous
14th March 2006 at 2:04pm

omg, how stinky!! "Anonymity is the buzzword" - how long did u have to sit and salivate over that idea for

Anonymous
14th March 2006 at 2:04pm

dear wandy forums suck ASS

Anonymous
14th March 2006 at 2:04pm

HULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Anonymous
14th March 2006 at 2:04pm

where is gazz?

Anonymous
15th March 2006 at 12:54pm

Gazz loves toasters

Anonymous
20th March 2006 at 1:08pm

gazz is dead

Anonymous
21st March 2006 at 2:07pm

praise the lord!!

Anonymous
21st March 2006 at 2:07pm

he isnt really, gazz just likes boys

Anonymous
22nd March 2006 at 11:30pm

true, i do

Anonymous
3rd April 2006 at 6:53pm

yay, it works again

Anonymous
3rd April 2006 at 10:47pm

safe again

Anonymous
6th April 2006 at 9:26am

what the f**k... why have u got this.. im shit and uselss..

Anonymous
6th April 2006 at 9:46am

hmm, see what I meant about stupidity and the internet?

Anonymous
6th April 2006 at 6:51pm

lmao safe :D

Anonymous
6th April 2006 at 10:20pm

[MARQUEE]Test[/MARQU

Anonymous
6th April 2006 at 10:21pm

Fucking bollocks!

Anonymous
9th April 2006 at 12:51am

You thought I'd use a script to turn square brackets into tags?

I'm kind of above that level of retarded coding tbh.

Anonymous
14th April 2006 at 3:57pm

Where are the caption contests?

Anonymous
26th April 2006 at 6:20pm

I plan to put them in as blog entries when I get my image uploader working. Should be today.

Anonymous
3rd May 2006 at 11:05am

baz smells of trees

Anonymous
3rd May 2006 at 11:07am

and bush

Anonymous
3rd May 2006 at 11:08am

and turkey

Anonymous
7th May 2006 at 12:48pm

and honey

Anonymous
8th May 2006 at 12:06pm

prezza loves you !! He wants your babies!!!

Anonymous
8th May 2006 at 5:08pm

pcz?

Anonymous
9th May 2006 at 1:18pm

Hi, It's Jonathan Casey :)

The problem with leaving devices on stand-by is that some devices need constant power (such as video machines and PCs). If you leave you pc unpluged for a long time, it will result in the Bios battery running down much quicker instead of having a mains power helping out. (altho, your bios batter usually lasts a good few years, so if you know how to configure your bios then your ok).

More to the point, Isn't it up to the people that create the devices to make them consume very little power while on standby? I.e. no more than a digital watch? just enough to keep the memory active etc. :)

Jonny C.

Anonymous
10th May 2006 at 10:57pm

wouldn't it have been easier to comment on the entry in the blog, instead of posting in the anonymous guestbook? Or you could have at least posted in the normal guestbook, considering you revealed your name....

Anonymous
11th May 2006 at 3:06pm

Safe

Anonymous
5th June 2006 at 4:55pm

Returned, woo! spam spam spam

Anonymous
14th June 2006 at 6:08pm

Stroke my Fairbairn.

Anonymous
26th June 2006 at 10:41am

Hi its Jonathan Casey agen, wait no it is n't who am i?

Anonymous
27th June 2006 at 10:16pm

A great tit?

Anonymous
29th June 2006 at 10:19am

A lesser spotted tit?

Anonymous
3rd July 2006 at 2:16pm

MANGO PIE

Anonymous
8th July 2006 at 1:33am

who?

Anonymous
8th July 2006 at 4:13pm

Choo choo chooo.

Anonymous
18th July 2006 at 8:19pm

Diddlidedede

Anonymous
25th July 2006 at 10:21pm

safe

Anonymous
26th July 2006 at 10:21pm

wohooooooo!!!!!! im tired and need a bed! :(

Anonymous
31st July 2006 at 5:27pm

ooh, people

Anonymous
13th August 2006 at 2:49pm

giraffe

Anonymous
24th August 2006 at 9:34pm

I just lost the game.

Anonymous
3rd September 2006 at 10:33pm

Damn you!

Anonymous
16th September 2006 at 4:51pm

Indeed

Anonymous
28th September 2006 at 2:41pm

Guess who!

Anonymous
2nd October 2006 at 12:30pm

Eek,eek, squeak
My name is Annoni Mouse, so this guest book is all for meee, eek, squeak
*whiskers twitching*

Anonymous
6th October 2006 at 6:40pm

Would you like to peruse my very secret garden?

Anonymous
9th October 2006 at 5:14pm

yes

Anonymous
11th October 2006 at 11:55am

Good, although I have to seriously think about burrowing creatures.

Anonymous
20th October 2006 at 7:12pm

They might enjoy it though.

Anonymous
27th November 2006 at 2:32pm

I just lost the game.

Anonymous
3rd December 2006 at 5:08pm

Dammit!

Anonymous
6th December 2006 at 12:07pm

Hands up who is wearing underwear!

Anonymous
11th December 2006 at 7:29pm

Let me Jingle your balls - in sport and good fun.

Anonymous
10th January 2007 at 2:53am

I like your site very much indeed.

Anonymous
27th March 2007 at 1:07pm

moo

Anonymous
27th March 2007 at 2:26pm

jee-he-sus

Anonymous
5th April 2007 at 1:15pm

J sizzle in da house.

Anonymous
24th March 2020 at 10:57am

every1 is obsesed with Gazz

Anonymous
24th March 2020 at 8:33pm

I think we should be obsessed with *drumroll*............................. me!

Anonymous
25th March 2020 at 8:35pm

no

Anonymous
28th March 2020 at 12:54pm

buger off

Anonymous
28th March 2020 at 6:13pm

yes burger off