321 Comments to

“Guestbook”

1. On July at 12 M1ke Says:

   This is the guestbook here on 1keNet. I am posting this having just finished making it, and I hope it will turn into a) a forum for intellectual debate or b) an all out bum fight with people making territorial pissings all over the place. There is a 200 character post limit, and any tags will be removed from messages. Watch this space for more cool design and features. Oh, and it's using one script from Baron, so cheers for that plus his advice as I programmed the rest.

2. On July at 1 M1ke Says:

   For the time being there are no filters on names or IP addresses - therefore people may masquerade as others, so take no comment seriously. I am logging IP addresses and anyone seen spamming (in a stupid way) will be blocked from accessing the guestbook (as soon as I learn how to do so).

3. On July at 1 Dread0 Says:

   I am pleased to be the first to try out this guest book. I wonder will it work?

4. On July at 1 Baron Says:

   Coming along nicey, just alot of security to put in.

5. On July at 5 M1ke Says:

   Thanks for posting people. And for the third time on the net today, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Baron!

6. On July at 8 M1ke Says:

   I've just added specialised colours for names - contact me if you want one. I've also started it logging the time as well as the date when you post.

7. On July at 8 Dave Says:

   hey this is a good little guestbook im sure it will do well! well done on making it!

8. On July at 1 Peanut Says:

   Yerr i stumbled across this site by total accident and i was not at all prompted to put an entry in the guest book... mike most of the entries are by you :p tht is jst too sad *shakes head slowly* hehe

9. On July at 1 Peanut Says:

   Mike your site scares me... well confuses me which is frightening... i don't really know why it confuses/scares me jst seems to... quite a lot of things do tho so don't worry about it :p

10. On July at 2 M1ke Says:

    Nevermind, probably just the yoda picture which is worrying. Actually, Farny's pages may be the culprit. For anyone who hasnt seen them, they are here and here.

11. On July at 2 Baron Says:

    It wasnt me.

12. On July at 2 M1ke Says:

    What wasn't you? Imagining things again Baron? Oh, and it has been pointed out to me that people may use this to pretend, insult and otherwise mess around. So I once again reiterate that only names in colours other than red can be trusted, and if I think I know who made an 'annonymous' post, the name and post will be changed at my discretion.

13. On July at 2 Baron Says:

    No you deleted them, I'm wonky.

14. On July at 2 Baron Says:

    Argh It all keeps dissapearing!

15. On July at 2 M1ke Says:

    Yup, thats the fun we admin's have.

16. On July at 2 Baron Says:

    Mine has boring uptime and no posts are edited/deleted. www.thebaron.tk

17. On July at 3 M1ke Says:

    Posts are edited and delted on yours, and you also keep posting as Farny, saying that he likes Becky. And this isn't site wars either, I dont mind advertising your site here for the time being, but no comparisons.

18. On July at 3 Gazz Says:

    Anyone want to donate to the "FUCKED HARD DRIVE FUND"?

19. On July at 3 Baron Says:

    @Gazz: No because there isnt anything wrong with it.

20. On July at 3 Baron Says:

    @M1ke: No I dont, prove it.

21. On July at 3 Gazz Says:

    It died yesterday, it's very sad

22. On July at 3 Gazz Says:

    PINK!!!

23. On July at 3 Baron Says:

    WOOOO FUNKY PINK!!

24. On July at 4 M1ke Says:

    It appears that on Internex Explorer, names aren't showing up in colour, neither are the dates and times below posts. I am working to fix this. An alternative would be for you all to Get Firefox! which is the best browser ever.

25. On July at 7 Gazz Says:

    does everyone like my pink?

26. On July at 8 Graham Says:

    hey

27. On July at 8 Char Says:

    Nice guestbook. Also Baron stop fibbing, you always delete posts you don't like!

28. On July at 9 M1ke Says:

    Woo, hey Charlotte! Ok, quite a few of the formatting things should now work in IE, it's still better in FF but I'm working on getting them looking the same.

29. On July at 9 Char Says:

    Really?...

30. On July at 10 Gazz Says:

    JUST AS Long AS I STAY PINK! this is gettin pretty groovy now. but it still needs some form of message separation system. Oh, and give each person a small 32x32 image for each post like on a forum

31. On July at 10 M1ke Says:

    Thanks for the ideas, they are always welcome.

32. On July at 9 F Says:

    Phuddud dudud dudooYay, Farny is online on M1kes guestbook!

33. On July at 9 Gazz Says:

    M1KE sucks donkey duck in his spare time. he likes the taste of duck and he had a spare donkey lying around so he decided to combine the two

34. On July at 10 M1ke Says:

    Thanks....

35. On July at 10 Rich Says:

    I never knew a wonky net could be so gud hehe

36. On July at 11 M1ke Says:

    Hey, kool guestbook M1ke.

37. On July at 11 I was pretending to be Charlotte, I'm a hairy Says:

    oh no, not the brass monkeys again!

38. On July at 11 M1ke Says:

    Wow, someone got caught in my name trap! And hello brass monkey person!

39. On July at 11 3dd Says:

    g0 m1ke and all these people I probably don't know.

40. On July at 4 iznome Says:

    Argh its so anoying if somone you like has a BF!

41. On July at 4 M1ke Says:

    Who is iznome?

42. On July at 4 Gazz Says:

    it is... the duck

43. On July at 4 Gazz Says:

    by the way, i may have mentioned this in passing but does everyone like my pink?

44. On July at 5 Gazz Says:

    as you are all no doubt aware, i am great. i have written a small lymeric for our good friend dave...
    There was a big panda called dave,
    Who went out for a pimping good rave,
    What he didnt know,
    Was he lost his 'fro,
    During a severely rough mexican wave!

45. On July at 7 M1ke Says:

    Many thanks to the person who posted about three thousand billion times as BARON, for pointing out one weakness in the script. This has now been rectified, so cheers.

46. On July at 7 Fryd1e Says:

    anyone want to tell me the point to this?

47. On July at 7 Gazz Says:

    in a similar way to the queen, there is no point in it!

48. On July at 7 Wainy Says:

    i like the lymeric gazz, very poetic, though the subject matter could be improved!

49. On July at 8 M1ke Says:

    Well, I have implemented a new security measure to stop spamming with a program. Until I find out how to get that little circle there to click itself it may be annoying, but it's only one click anyway.

50. On July at 8 M1ke Says:

    Ok, I found a way much quicker than I thought I would. So now none of you will know what the little circle I mentioned is. But seeing as you're all lovely:

    isn't it nice. So now there's an odd list thing, but ignore it because it's all done for you.

51. On August at 2 M1ke Says:

    Well the GB is now fully working with the new system. The text is a little small in IE, but that's Microsoft's fault, not M1ke's. When you all get back from holiday you'd better get some posts here. Members only GB coming soon!

52. On August at 6 Kovski Says:

    Hi. I sed i'd go on so here i am. cool site. Cos i forgot today...Brita filter, its clear from the taste!!

53. On August at 9 M1ke Says:

    Heheh, knew you'd get it at some point, but couldn't prompt it. You'll need a member code so people can't pretend to be you. Mail me with what code you want, and any style things for your name. Same goes for anyone else.

54. On August at 2 Char Says:

    Kovski, don't drink filtered water, drink tap water you big girl's blouse.

55. On August at 2 Char Says:

    Laos, whoever was trying to be me, imitation is the greatest form of flattery and who better to imitate than moi. :P hehehehee

56. On August at 2 Tricky Says:

    i like pie. i know mike he is my friend. im scared

57. On August at 3 Char Says:

    Why are you scared Fluffy-boy?

58. On August at 6 M1ke Says:

    No idea why he's scared. Muppet

59. On November at 10 M1ke Says:

    Testing the new GB

60. On November at 9 Char Says:

    Hellooooo. I'm watching you! HA hah hah haaaa

61. On November at 10 M1ke Says:

    I'm scared now :(

62. On November at 10 M1ke Says:

    Ok, that's odd. ''''. There seems to be an error when using an apostrophe - it inserts a slash in front of it. I shall work to fix it.

63. On November at 10 retro Says:

    hi, its me

64. On November at 10 Char Says:

    Its cold

65. On November at 10 Char Says:

    I can see you all. Retro, stop doing that!

66. On November at 10 M1ke Says:

    Oh, viewing this in IE it is all centred. How odd. Another fix, elves to work!

67. On November at 10 DrEvil Says:

    I can make you a man!

68. On November at 10 DrEvil Says:

    There only lryk's, and i never could spell that word.

69. On November at 10 Char Says:

    Why would I want to be a man Dr Evil. Being a girl is so much better and I prefer girls clothes and shoes to the limited choice guys have.

70. On November at 9 M1ke Says:

    Ooh, a heated fashion discussion. Suit you sir!

71. On November at 10 Mother Mucus Says:

    Deesa site eesa not quite properly working and meesa annoying tingy wiv da flapping ears and long tongy tingy eesa gettin a liddle biddy mad at it but yousa gonna get somewhere wiv it in dee end meesa is hopin- your very odd friendly one, JaJa aka Mother Mucus

72. On November at 10 M1ke Says:

    Wtf? Seriously.

73. On November at 11 bsoltan Says:

    REIDS FTW!!

74. On November at 9 M1ke Says:

    Woo, first DW poster! I shall start something with user accounts soon, so you guys can all get one.

75. On November at 10 Gazz Says:

    gazz returns

76. On November at 10 Gazz Says:

    and he notices the lack of actual content on the site y'all visit www.e-gamin.co.uk/gazz for a PRO website, with bad grey and white design. It has three flash things and a video on it, thats about it.

77. On November at 12 Char Says:

    Gazz, is the picture of that guy on your site meant to be you? It looks nothing like you!

78. On November at 9 M1ke Says:

    Please keep posting in here - don't let the bad colors put you off, they will be fixed very soon.

79. On November at 10 Char Says:

    My eyes!

80. On November at 11 M1ke Says:

    Never fear! They are fixed! Just some of the old ones (maybe including some of your custom name colours, sorry) will need changing to be more visible with the new scheme. But without a bright background, your eyes will feel better on my site!

81. On December at 10 Char Says:

    You can't stop me being traumatised!
    Also, what did Mother Mucus say? (in English?)

82. On December at 10 M1ke Says:

    I believe she said 'this site is good but it isn't working properly and I'm a thing with flappy ears and getting annoyed with it, but I'm sure it will be better in the end'

    Or words to that effect at least.

83. On December at 9 Tricky Says:

    this if fukkin gud site i wud recomend it to anyone (im only sayin this so mike doesnt give me a virus) but it is very gd

84. On December at 9 Dan Says:

    Mike smells. pretty nice actually. Id say something constructive but id be lying :P Nice site and some good mods. :)

85. On December at 9 M1ke Says:

    Many thanks :P

86. On December at 11 Gazz Says:

    I'd say the site was good... but i'd be lying so instead ill do my impersonation of a cactus... just jestin mike, its very good.

87. On December at 1 M1ke Says:

    Fair enough. We need more people to post on here - tell family, friends and pets about www.m1ke.tk!

88. On December at 10 Char Says:

    Rosie's pet already posts on here...

89. On December at 12 F Says:

    YYYYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah
    I'm now online with M1kes guestbook. This site is so much better than that gimp Gazz's site. Booyah. P.S. Yeah, Rainbow Farny.

90. On December at 12 Bex Says:

    Hiya, i like Gazz's site as well, he makes me pink

91. On December at 12 M1ke Says:

    You'll be pink once I've gotten home. I'll make it a different span from Gazz's name.

92. On December at 12 Holly Says:

    MIke bullies people into posting on here. He doesn't have as many friends as this really. Honest

93. On December at 12 Kovski Says:

    I'm back since 18:49 - 01/08/05, that was a long trip to get a brita filered drink....aaah.

94. On December at 12 M1ke Says:

    Ah, the taste of filtered water passes the test of time.

95. On December at 12 I was pretending to be the admin (that wonderful g Says:

    Hee hee its Bex im seein wot happens when i pretend to be M1ke

96. On December at 12 I was pretending to be Gazz, I'm a jumped up l Says:

    hee hee now im bein Gazz

97. On December at 12 Bex Says:

    that was fun

98. On December at 12 M1ke Says:

    See the power of my naming system! Gotta love the crazy, wonderful, colours.

99. On December at 5 Kovski Says:

    Hi, does anyone still have that cursed bottle?

100. On December at 1 M1ke Says:

     Heheh, you got pwned by that bottle.

101. On December at 1 Char Says:

     What cursed bottle? Holly wants Jon to buy her flowers....I wonder if he'll take the hint. I don't like the way on Gazz's site the guestbook isn't on 1 page, so we can't go back over messages as easily.

102. On December at 1 I was pretending to be Farny, I'm a clown with Says:

     Roar

103. On December at 3 Kovski Says:

     The bottle that almost killed me an cromey, and prob caused james brain damage but u wouldn't notice lol.

104. On December at 3 Gazz Says:

     The hypocrit song... im a hypocrit, i eat grit, ill go and sit, on a bench

105. On December at 5 M1ke Says:

     Well, hell will freeze over before that gets to the charts, but if satan ever does ice skate to work, remember where you heard that song first!

106. On December at 10 M1ke Says:

     Wow, I've just noticed that the spacings between posts are alot bigger in IE. It's not really a problem, but I'll see what I can do about it, good to have a unified design.

107. On December at 8 M1ke Says:

     Wow, its been nearly 5 months since I've posted on here. I think the 'bottle of death' is still lying around somewhere in college lol!

108. On December at 12 Dave Molloy Says:

     Yo im in your college!Are you the guy who made those Jam Sandwiches -> LEGEND! Cool site aswell.

109. On December at 1 M1ke Says:

     Damn straight I'm the guy who made the sandwiches! And thanks for your comment, as well as just posting here - news of my site spreads! Tell friends, family and genetically altered crops!

110. On December at 5 Char Says:

     And pets?

111. On December at 11 M1ke Says:

     and royal subjects... Oh wait, thats what I'm meant to do! lol. What sandwiches???

112. On December at 10 M1ke Says:

     I made two jam sandwiches in the middle of a computing lesson. And yes, do tell your royal subjects Cromey.

113. On December at 10 Char Says:

     Cromey, if you aren't ever at college how can you expect to know what hilarity happens there?

114. On December at 11 M1ke Says:

     I have a 100% attendance record this year (and last year come to think of it!) I do get every other Monday + Friday off though :-p

115. On December at 2 M1ke Says:

     Lucky bastard

116. On December at 12 Bex Says:

     Ha ha. Gazz ure website dsnt work properly, i cant do anythin on it

117. On December at 12 M1ke Says:

     *resists urge to point and laugh*

118. On December at 11 Meat Muncher Says:

     I'm a fuckin weirdo with no life! And btw your website is bloody amazing! :P

119. On December at 11 BallBanger Says:

     Why the fuck is the site content BELOW the menu bar? Of course because I'm a retard who knows absolutely jack all I didn't think to maximise the page, at which point the layout is fine. I reckon in future I should stick to mugging grannies down by the bus stop rather than using technology which is clearly far too advanced for my drug addled tiny fuckwit brain.

120. On December at 12 Bex Says:

     Who the fuck are these ppl dissin M1kes website, like to see u do a better 1

121. On December at 1 M1ke Says:

     I think that meatmuncher and ballbanger is actually one person. Look at the times 'they' posted 'their' messages: 11.29 and 11.31 I think meatbanger needs to get a life!

122. On December at 5 M1ke Says:

     Yeh, those guys are clearly tards, but oddly enough their entries have somehow 'magically' rearranged themselves. And Bex, I edited the name and removed the post about the code not working - it does work, somehow you had added a load of spaces before and after. If it does it again I'll look into it.

123. On December at 10 Char Says:

     MeaMuncher and BallBanger hmmm, interesting names.....why didn't I choose them.......oh yeah, cos the names are absolute crap. Also 11.31 would be at college, so somebody wasted time on their free posting those messages, why?

124. On December at 11 M1ke Says:

     No idea, but as the IT PCs log each person who visits each web address I'm going to find the names of the people on Monday.

125. On December at 9 Kovski Says:

     Hey. Almost xmas! Wanna know what every1 hopes to get off "santa".

126. On December at 11 Bex Says:

     Hello, hee hee almost christmas

127. On December at 10 M1ke Says:

     Well, I'm looking for some games, hopefully including Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War and FEAR. And a Star Wars DVD box set. Woo!

128. On December at 4 M1ke Says:

     Y'all feel free to post Christmas/New Year's greetings on here now that college is over. And for those reading it not at my college, post them anyway!

129. On December at 5 Santa Says:

     Ho ho ho... Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you've all been good little boys and girls this year!

130. On December at 5 Satan Says:

     No, these kiddies haven't been good.

131. On December at 11 M1ke Says:

     Oh dear, seems we've attracted the wrong kind of clientele

132. On December at 8 Stu Says:

     Ho ho ho! Merry Everyone and happy new stuff!

133. On December at 12 M1ke Says:

     Hey M1ke, might as well say it here - congrats on getting into Oxford! Hope everyone's having a good Xmas.

134. On December at 8 Char Says:

     Cromey the monkeys mutinied, you are no longer their leader...

135. On December at 4 Tarka Dhal Says:

     I am Tarka Dhal and this is my associate Bindi Bhaji.

136. On December at 8 M1ke Says:

     Indeed. And just a snippet of a convo between me and Gazz:
     [DWC] SilentFox: see, im a genious

137. On December at 6 Char Says:

     That quote speaks for itself.

138. On December at 1 Gazz Says:

     not my fault i cant spell, or talk, or faunicate with dwarfs, some things are best left illegal

139. On December at 2 Char Says:

     What are you a genius at anyway?

140. On January at 8 Kovski Says:

     ha ha, i'm the first person to post in 2006. Look at the date...WOW its a 6!!! Better than a 5.

141. On January at 10 Bex Says:

     cool well done kovski

142. On January at 10 M1ke Says:

     Skills Kovski :P

143. On January at 8 M1ke Says:

     Guestbook Update

144. On January at 8 Bob Dole Says:

     HEAR ME RAWR

145. On January at 6 Char Says:

     This guestbook is almost 6 months old we should buy it a present.

146. On January at 10 F Says:

     Yo Yo Yo, everyboooooody. It's me Grandmaster F and I am so cool.

147. On January at 12 Bex Says:

     Sure you are farny

148. On January at 5 Char Says:

     If you say you are cool Farny you remind us all of Jonny Casey....not a good thing.

149. On January at 9 Random Nub Says:

     im lost help me :( just wondering, what is cool? :) PIE!

150. On January at 10 F Says:

     Fine then, I'm not cool, I'm the biggest gimp that ever lived. If brachiosaurus was a gimp, I'd still be a bigger gimp that him. My gimpyness is so huge it blocks the sun.

151. On January at 10 I was pretending to be Farny, I'm a clown with Says:

     Hi this is Farny, pretending to be farny. Nice work Mike. No one can post as me unless they guess that my password is Poultry!!

152. On January at 12 M1ke Says:

     Very nice

153. On January at 4 Char Says:

     Farny Mr 2 pies and a pink drink.

154. On January at 10 F Says:

     Ha ha. I guessed Farny's password!!! Now I can post as Farny. Na nana na naaa naaa

155. On January at 5 M1ke Says:

     Is that really another person? Or just Farny having a laugh?

156. On January at 7 Gazz Says:

     Hey everyone, I'm goin to see the eagles farewell tour... WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

157. On January at 7 Char Says:

     Would anybody else post a message that sounds EXACTLY like Farny? Plus Farny likes to make jokes....

158. On January at 8 M1ke Says:

     Well, his fault if his next posts don't work - because it may have been a security risk I changed his password. And that's 'security' in the same way that McDonald's sell 'food' for those who were cynical.

159. On January at 11 F Says:

     YYYYYYYYYYYYah Spam spam

160. On January at 11 rolf Says:

     Bark woof ruff.

161. On January at 11 M1ke Says:

     Hmm, well I did say to bring your pets, so I guess I'm to be blamed for that...

162. On January at 10 Gazz Says:

     [DWC] SilentFox: do you find the word noob sexy?
     [DWC]Inferno_str1ke: hell yes

163. On January at 11 Bex Says:

     Gazz you worry me sometimes

164. On January at 4 F Says:

     Noob always turns me on and I think I'm in good company.

165. On January at 11 M1ke Says:

     Gazz worries us all. And nice to know you think it's such good company Farny.... well, I think it is :S

166. On January at 12 dave Says:

     *gasp*
     This place looks a little dull...
     Looks like a job for Dave!
     erm... Hello. Im Dave, My friends call me Dave, and so does everyone else for that matter. Ive been clean for 4 weeks or 4 days now, i cant remember.

167. On January at 3 Char Says:

     The word Dave is like sheep, its the same word for sigular or plural. Or at leat thats what my brother reckons...

168. On January at 7 M1ke Says:

     A sheep ate my hat. Ten sheep ate my car.

     Dave ate my hat. Ten DaveS ate my car.

     The brother is wrong!

169. On January at 8 Gazz Says:

     Gazz: (verb) to display extreme intelligence while mentally humming the star-spangled banner

170. On January at 8 Char Says:

     Dave does not eat your car Mike and Gazz we do not have to repeat that you are just silly.

171. On January at 8 M1ke Says:

     Star-spangled banner? Get out of here, yank!

172. On January at 10 F Says:

     Send her victorious,
     happy and glorious,
     born to reign over us,
     GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

173. On January at 12 Bex Says:

     Go Farny!!!!!!!

174. On January at 12 Bex Says:

     Gazz is a mooookkk!!!!!

175. On January at 12 rob Says:

     u r a gay wanker m1ke

176. On January at 1 bez Says:

     m1ke ur a twat T.A.W.T!

177. On January at 1 gaz r Says:

     this is the best website ever i cant belive i never found this before

178. On January at 1 gaz r Says:

     i love u m1ke

179. On January at 1 M1ke Says:

     Hey guys, nice to see you on here

180. On January at 2 liam harper Says:

     I yearn for you tragically.

181. On January at 4 Char Says:

     Hey Gaz R stop trying to steal my boyfriend b*tch! :p

182. On January at 6 checkandpox Says:

     i don't like your site because its african i don't like africans because im ignorant and white

183. On January at 6 Mr Raw Says:

     er,.. michael do you think this site is entirely suitable. Shouldn't you be focusing on sitting on maths or watching films with arnold swarznigger in? -like jungle all the way. now if i can manage to move my hand correctly i will try to post this,654vb lk -wrong buttons -ASAsdz v -wrong buttons again-

184. On January at 10 mayor of loserville Says:

     how dare u remove my comment
     as i said...i live in loserville...population me....an uber nerd :D

185. On January at 10 M1ke Says:

     Wow, a full spectrum of people posting on here today, very nice. Hope all at HC enjoy the day off tomorrow - if they're not sitting exams, that is.

186. On January at 10 Char Says:

     Oh yeah, well done Dave!

187. On January at 12 every1 Says:

     Due to unforseen acts of being a dick.A certain person called xander!Blogs have been entered which i have not wrote.So just for the fucking twat (look xander i spelt it right) to go and shag his mail order bride from tailand.

188. On January at 2 M1ke Says:

     Ok, well not making much sense there Bez/whoever else it could be, but thanks for the contribution anyway. :P

189. On January at 10 F Says:

     I knows what I can stand and I can't stand no more. I'm not crazy, everyone else is and I'M the only one sane enough to realize that fact. Mwa ha ha.

190. On January at 10 F Says:

     Dave is Crazy, Charlotte is crazy, Baron is, Becky, Mike, Cromey, Wainy, Gazz, Kovski, EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!!!!

191. On January at 10 F Says:

     Here we go round the mulberry bush... (Fades into the distance)

192. On January at 5 M1ke Says:

     Hmm, seems that the Physics revision has driven poor Farny mad! He must get help, by using my *shameless plug* Physics Revision Notes!

193. On January at 9 Char Says:

     I think Farny needs to be led into a darkened room and be played calming whale music until he relaxes.

194. On January at 10 the wall Says:

     I'm H-A-P-P-Y, I'm H-A-P-P-Y, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm H-A-P-P-Y (honest)

195. On January at 8 claz Says:

     Hey guys, hows it goin? Hows the exams? I swear mark's car is cool! hippy-mobile at its best. And you could even fit an extra turnip in it.. amazing. I just hope it doesn't blow up.........

196. On January at 10 Bex Says:

     Hi Clarie, Marks car is cool ure rite though its a bit small lol. Hows u?

197. On January at 8 snape Says:

     Hello children. I am Snape the potions master!

198. On January at 2 mr raw raw raw like a tiger Says:

     I LOVE THE PHYSICS REVISION NOTES. I'll use them in class so i dont need to do any!!!! I love them almost as much as i love myself but thats not possible

199. On January at 12 M1ke Says:

     Hmmm

200. On January at 6 Baron Says:

     What is the meaning of pie? Be thus that pie shalt b-with holy? Alas the white swan delt pie into misthorth fortune.

201. On January at 6 Char Says:

     Mike likes elephant pie.

202. On February at 11 Bex Says:

     Hello every1. Just wanted to say what Mike has written about Charlotte is so cute!!!!!! happy 1 year anniversery

203. On February at 12 Char Says:

     Thanks Becky! :D :p

204. On February at 8 M1ke Says:

     Heheh, I try :P

205. On February at 12 ben Says:

     hallo Inferno. I've added a link to your site from mine. thanks for your link too. :D

206. On February at 5 M1ke Says:

     Cheers. Redis FTW and all that.

207. On February at 10 F Says:

     Wahey, I'm back. It kind of makes me feel stupid that the problem was i was typing my name in wrong but I don't care, I CAN POST AGAIN.

208. On February at 10 F Says:

     Awwwwww Mike you big softy. Some well chosen words if there ever were any! At least I assume they were well chosen, I've never been quite sure what idiosyncracies means but I'm sure it hits the spot. Me and my small vocabulary!!!

209. On February at 12 M1ke Says:

     No, it wasn't that you were typing it wrong, didn't mean to give you that impression. Twas that the check thing I have to make sure people don't imitate registered users, stumbled over your crazy 'rainbow name' thing. And yeh, my words are FTW

210. On February at 10 Char Says:

     Wow the comments are flying in this guestbook! Come on people, you're students, aren't we supposed to get drunk, sleep all day and mess about making silly comments on our friends' website guestbooks?

211. On February at 6 Bex Says:

     Becky agrees with that Char. Wots every1 doin on valentines day?

212. On February at 12 Baron Says:

     Absoultly nothing, unless your planning otherwise ;-P

213. On February at 12 F Says:

     Spam spam spam spam spam

214. On February at 7 M1ke Says:

     Tasty. I was in the stage crew at Romeo and Juliet on V day.

215. On February at 12 Bex Says:

     Yep i was stuck at Romeo and Juiliet as well

216. On February at 2 Char Says:

     So was I. Still it was fun....

217. On February at 7 M1ke Says:

     Indeed it was. So, as all three V day stories so far have been the same, anyone got any others?

218. On February at 10 F Says:

     M1ke, who won the caption competition? We're itching to know.

219. On February at 5 Char Says:

     How was the date Farny?

220. On February at 3 Bex Says:

     Hi every1, hope roz, alex and char are havin fun in dublin

221. On March at 12 M1ke Says:

     Woo - I got a password! Anyways, haven't been here for a while, hope everyone had a good half-term.

222. On March at 1 M1ke Says:

     Yeh, it was good, despite my not getting as much work done as I'd hoped. Still I have a plan - a large ammount of coffee and the entirety of tonight should allow me to do it all!

223. On March at 9 Char Says:

     Mike, dear, spring isn't officially here until the clocks go forward (about the 20th). Its winter sorry to ruin the moment.

224. On March at 12 Bex Says:

     Hi every1, i hope Mike, Char and Chromey had fun at the Romeo and Juiliet party coz I did!!!!

225. On March at 4 M1ke Says:

     Yeah the aftershow party was v. good. (plus i got a free beer off Mike Turner! heheh)

226. On March at 12 M1ke Says:

     It's spring when I say it is! Clocks are irrelevant. And the party was good, specially when you got the 'eyes on Mike' award Cromey (which doesn't refer to me, obviously).

     Oh, and Becky, it's Cromey, not Chromey

227. On March at 1 Bex Says:

     Oops sorry lol

228. On March at 1 F Says:

     M1ke you fish fondling crab-cake, put a new caption competition up.

229. On March at 5 M1ke Says:

     Yeah, I got the 'Always keeping an eye on the conductor' award. (No baron, not that sort of eye), I helped carry the band through the show single-handedly! (modesty is a virtue) only joking

230. On March at 3 booze Says:

     Sorry, i didn't relise i could actually post, i'll behave now :)

231. On March at 10 Bex Says:

     Hee hee who is booze?

232. On March at 7 Char Says:

     In a dark dark town, down the dark dark street, in a dark dark house, down the dark dark stairs, in the dark dark cellar, there was a dark dark room where 3 skeletons live. There was a big skeleton. A little skeleton. And a dog skeleton. Hehe :p funnybones

233. On March at 10 Char Says:

     Noone loves the guestbook! hehee

234. On March at 10 Bex Says:

     If its not pink then its not me!!!

235. On March at 1 F Says:

     The toe bone's connected to the...foot bone...

236. On March at 10 Char Says:

     Mike, please release your WoW diaries, as they will help me to sleep after a long day revising. :p hehee only joking!

237. On March at 12 some guy Says:

     so is everyone enjoying mikes guestbook?, i never go on it

238. On March at 12 some guy Says:

     so how is everyone?

239. On March at 12 some guy Says:

     nobody answering?

240. On March at 12 some guy Says:

     i'll go then!

241. On March at 9 Char Says:

     Somebody has been posting on the guestbook in the wee hours...hehee you'll never believe it but Glasgow was sunny today. :)

242. On March at 11 M1ke Says:

     Yes, random person at random times. Must block multiple multiple posts on here.

243. On March at 10 Bex Says:

     I can't get on my email on Google, is anyone else experiencing problems?

244. On March at 8 M1ke Says:

     Sometimes it goes down for short ammounts of time - like if they're upgrading a server or something. It's usually up again within 30 secons though.

245. On March at 10 Char Says:

     Mike has curly curly hair. Hehee.

246. On March at 12 Bex Says:

     lol

247. On April at 1 Farny Says:

     Howz everybody doin out there in cyberspace! I haven't been on here in a while so I'll just do the crazy frog.
     Brrrrrrringdingdingnininningbompadabompadabompadabom.

248. On April at 5 M1ke Says:

     Fair enough. Sorry to those who posted in the annonymous guestbook, their posts were added to this one (my fault) and so I had to delete them.

249. On April at 1 Eddd Says:

     I have a blogg, while everyone else has a Blog. I'd like to think that it's because I'm a beautiful unique snowflake. That would be sweet. (But I'm not. So it isn't.)

250. On April at 7 M1ke Says:

     The extra g adds alot. Is the extra d on the end of your name there for the same reason?
     
     Edit: Oh, I get it, I mistyped the link to your blog!

251. On April at 9 Bex Says:

     Hee hee

252. On April at 9 Bex Says:

     Mike i went on to ure site and I was already logged in a Kovski, summit mite have gone wrong.

253. On April at 11 M1ke Says:

     A change was made to the account system, people previously logged on will appear logged on as a different user. This is a rather irritating error but is unfortunately unavoidable. Once you log out and in again you'll stay on your account.

254. On April at 6 John Says:

     Mike cant find that thing anywhere!!! >:(

255. On April at 12 Mr Raw Says:

     Rawr!

256. On April at 5 M1ke Says:

     Fair enough.

257. On April at 10 Jokerman Says:

     Admin: Post removed and placed in jokes section. Cheers, I'll get registration working soon.

258. On April at 10 Baron Says:

     Boo

259. On June at 3 Char Says:

     Long time, no visits to the guestbook...

260. On June at 7 M1ke Says:

     Very true

261. On June at 10 Gazz Says:

     Gazz's thought of the day... Don Henley is king, M1ke is decidedly average on this day and Farny is hilariouuuuus despite wearing womens clothes. Check back regularly for more thoughts of Gazz.

262. On June at 10 M1ke Says:

     Please Gazz, I'm trying to attract people here, not put them off.

     Ah well, good thing this isn't front-paged.

263. On June at 6 Char Says:

     Gazz, you are mistaken. Farny is hilarious because he is prepared to try on women's clothing. How liberating for him....

264. On July at 11 holly Says:

     Never fear, jon and i love you mike... or at least jon does (you handsome beast you ggggggrrrrrr- fluffy handcuffs abound). Always knew jon was dancing at the other end of the ballroom... anyway, we love you xxxxx

265. On July at 4 M1ke Says:

     Ah well, glad some people are interested :P

     I don't know if anyone noticed but this guestbook has been getting attacked by a spambot - I've put measures in place to protect it.

266. On July at 1 Bex Says:

     yay!!!!!!! totally drunk at Baron's party but still able to type sumhow lol

267. On July at 6 Bex Says:

     M1ke is doctor who!!!!!!!

268. On July at 2 M1ke Says:

     True

269. On July at 4 Jonny Casey Says:

     errr... the last person that claimed to be me wasn't me. lol.

     Thanks to all who made my party funky :)

270. On July at 10 M1ke Says:

     Heheh, instead of putting who it is, you can just enter your name in that handy box above the 'Post' field.

     And no probs, the party was great fun!

271. On July at 1 Unnamed Says:

     that's riiight!

272. On July at 9 Bex Says:

     hello everyone im posting this from tenerife, yay!!!!!!!!

273. On July at 8 Farny Says:

     Hello everyone, also posting from an exotic location: ROCHDALE!!! How about that then.

274. On July at 10 John Says:

     Rochdale is the water capital of the world. LOADS OF IT!!!

275. On July at 4 Zuk Says:

     Pub quiz tonight guys?

276. On July at 11 M1ke Says:

     Good night everyone!

277. On July at 9 Emma.B Says:

     Hello people, i just thought id say something, i feel very honoured with writing in the guestbook :) hehe nytee

278. On July at 5 M1ke Says:

     Everyone having fun? Just popped in to do some house keeping, holiday is good though it did rain today.

279. On August at 7 Emma.B Says:

     who's up for the Lakes on the 18-20th August??? will be fun, u should all have an email

280. On August at 8 wainy Says:

     hey y'all, i just did that word game thing on the blog page and my crazed sentence turned out to be-i humped a ninja because the voices told me to- how weird is that!!!

281. On August at 8 Unnamed Says:

     correction, i made a mistake (about my own b'day like a complete retard) my sentence is even more screwed up than what i originally guessed, it is now -i humped a stuufed animal because the voices told me to-

282. On August at 9 bex Says:

     thats very nice wainy lol

283. On August at 7 Bex Says:

     woooooo hey m1ke!!!!!!!!!

284. On August at 9 Mother Mucus Says:

     Just dropping in to say hello, son. Oops, dropped my tissue too, sniff.

285. On August at 2 Char Says:

     We should have a new caption contest on here stat!

286. On August at 8 Emma.B Says:

     WELL DONE! To everyone! For your A-level results!
     And good luck for your future course at university :)

287. On August at 8 Unnamed Says:

     thanks david bambauch so im the child you always wanted?

288. On August at 8 Bex Says:

     uve all lost the game!!!!

289. On August at 1 Bex Says:

     all kinds of confused!!!!

290. On September at 10 Unnamed Says:

     egg

291. On September at 10 Unnamed Says:

     retro

292. On September at 12 Unnamed Says:

     Get into my car, do do, do do, i wanna take you home

293. On September at 11 Unnamed Says:

     mmmm

294. On September at 8 Unnamed Says:

     lemon curry?

295. On September at 4 M1ke Says:

     This section will soon require a name by default - all entries without names will be removed.

296. On September at 5 Unnamed Says:

     tick tock

297. On September at 6 Emma.B Says:

     GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!!! For the future :D

298. On September at 4 M1ke Says:

     Indeed, good luck to all, and keep reading 1keNet - some exciting changes are just round the corner.

299. On September at 8 Unnamed Says:

     spam shoe rhubarb

300. On September at 8 Wereon Says:

     This is from

301. On September at 6 kerry Says:

     yes i noticed that the signatures looked very fimiliar of mike Stera review site and the Instant paid surveys of Crystal Stevens. What a bullshit conartist.

302. On September at 9 Unnamed Says:

     so i search my name in google like normal people do...and im brought to this page because david baumbiboyothingymajig believes hes my love child?! whats going on

303. On September at 2 M1ke Says:

     Welcome to the new guestbook. As an anti-spam method any posts by non-members containing http:// will terminate the script - take that!

     I hope you call enjoy the guestbook as much as you used to.

304. On October at 12 smiley flower Says:

     Hope everything is blooming in your garden :-)

305. On October at 2 Farny Says:

     Hey everyone, haven't been on the guest book in ages, don't have much to say, Woopee!!!!!!!!!

306. On October at 11 M1ke Says:

     hey Farny, good luck tomorrow with the move to York, I'm sure you'll love it!

307. On October at 6 Hairstyle Says:

     Whos wearing short hair v/s long hair or whats your hair style your wearing now?
     __________________
     "I'll have to walk a thousand miles just to find the ground deserving of your feet." ~ Saves The Day

308. On October at 10 Green_Monkey23 Says:

     Sorry for your time.... Why i can't see images on this resource?
     My Browser is: Opera.
     Thank you.
     

309. On October at 12 M1ke Says:

     An odd question, and I'm not sure. The site validates as XHTML 1.0 and CSS so I'm guessing the problem is with Opera.

310. On October at 9 Purple cat, penguin, Mooch and Snoopy Says:

     Hey, we are sitting on this cool black monitor and we like it much more than the old dirty grey coloured one.

311. On October at 7 M1ke Says:

     Black is much better than grey.

312. On October at 11 Martin Says:

     I love your bread bin.

313. On October at 9 M1ke Says:

     It is going to be amazing!

314. On November at 7 mike Says:

     Hi. Cool site.

315. On November at 10 Mother Mucus Says:

     Whilst out walking last week, I came across a duvet in a woodland clearing. Today, I was walking across farmland and noticed a duvet in a tree next to the footpath. I think this may be the sign of things to come. Duvets are taking to the streets to declare their intentions of world domination. Only because they are duvets they don't actually know what a street is and have found themselves in some strange situations.

     Beware - if you tolerate this, YOUR duvet will be next!

316. On November at 2 Mother Mucus Says:

     Dagerous Duvets update
     Following extensive overnight talks with my duvet, I can report the following: duvets are apparently feeling under threat due to the increasing popularity of furry and fleecy throws. They feel that their role in temperature regulation in the bedroom is being undermined. What is more, they suspect that a big cover-up is going on, especially in relation to Super Kingsize beds. Therefore they have formed an action group, Duvets Against Furry Throws (DAFT), in order to make their views known and to try and regain the upper tier in the bedclothes hierachy. Unfortunately we can expect to see several duvets going astray in the process as they have no sense of direction. I suggest that in order to save your duvet from this fate, you buy it a new duvet cover in a calming shade of pale violet, sea-green or blue - avoid orange at all costs as this will only inflame the situation. Watch this space for further reports.

317. On November at 4 Iron Kat Says:

     Mother Mucas, u r seriously not normal. I'm getting worried! lol!

318. On February at 2 Gazz Says:

     Whats up mikey mike? Aint seen you in ages, hows it going?

319. On February at 6 M1ke Says:

     Wows, someone using my guestbook again!

320. On March at 9 Emma B Says:

     Helllo, just thought i'd say a hello as i haven't been on here in agessss!

321. On March at 1 M1ke Says:

     That's true, with Facebook and our other site few HC people have. But nice to see people here again :D

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