Second up to the mark in this spree of guest posts is Marko - the man with the vintage Beetle, Marko!

Heloo,

I am currently at Baron's and feeling tired and very warm; the weather has been glorious! I would happily swing round to Dave's on Monday, but after an incident with a book my balls restrict any type of swinging! All this talk of big bangs is making me hot under the collar, so I will leave everybody to enjoy themselves and eat cheese!
Cya!